Brian can i see that paper for a second

This convinces Brian that he's not meant to be a writer and give up. The failed novel's paper shreds were used to pack the boxes of returned novels, as well as other items. Lois even loved it. However, when it came to casting, Brian's archnemesis, James Woods , auditioned for the main character and totally reinvented the concept of the show, including the title, which was renamed Class Holes!

In the end, he could not put his name on this project, so he "backed out He started writing it after receiving unsold copies of his bomb Faster Than the Speed of Love , which almost drove him to quit writing. At home, he wrote the book in a day. The book ranked 3 on Amazon. Brian wrote it as a stealth insult to self-help books in general, and completed it in three hours. It had fifty blank pages in the middle for the reader to fill in on their own.

During his book tour, Brian appoints Stewie as his publicist. He also visits bookstores for book signings, which he uses to pick up female fans. By the time he appears on Real Time , Brian's fame had gone to his head and fired Stewie. On Real Time Bill Maher , Arianna Huffington and Dana Gould criticize the book, forcing Brian to admit his opinion that it's crap and his desire to write something that would sell.

At this point, Bill loses all respect for Brian and shames him for not standing by his beliefs. This causes Brian to urinate and Bill sends him outside with a newspaper. However, the effects of the book's success still linger when Brian "apologizes" to Stewie but in fact blames him.

To counterpoint, Stewie says that Brian can't write. In " Stewie Goes for a Drive ", Brian is seen writing a new fictional novel with another terrible plotline while Stewie takes Brian's keys behind his back.

The plot was about a guy who lost everything but finds a new life in Canada and the whole book is an E-mail to his daughter who's dead. But no, he thinks that even those things would be too intellectual for Peter, and instead thinks that what Peter was reading was nothing. One of the most famous parts of Family Guy is its use of pop culture references. This was the perfect celebrity scandal to reference in Family Guy , since the titular family happens to have a pet dog who can walk on his hind legs and talk — and spends a lot of his time watching TV.

The song itself was just as merry and catchy as any other musical number that Family Guy has ever done. He gets him hooked on steroids bear in mind that this is a one-year-old baby and, before too long, Stewie is ripped. When he first sees him with his new rippling muscles, Brian compares his look to a bowel movement by none other than the Incredible Hulk himself, Lou Ferrigno.

Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a sec? I thought that would be big news. Brian: You thought what would be big news? Peter: Well, there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.

Brian: What are you talking about? Peter: Oh, have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard Brian: Heard what? Stewie: Brian, don't! Peter: You seem like a nice guy. Why don'tcha come over to my house for dinner tonight?